not that kind of scarecrow.
Not Your Average Field Watcher We've all seen those happy, smiling scarecrows with their quaint patched hats, their sun-faded overalls, their stitched smiles, and their hands holding a pumpkin-decorated sign that reads "Welcome Fall. Watch Out, Ghosts! Don't run away! The foam-covered wire arms can be posed as desired, and the scarecrow is draped in black cheesecloth. This scarecrow is what would happen if a farmer decided to cross his crow scarer with an evil spirit.