Pirates can still be polite.
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of SodaWhen you ring doorbells on Halloween night, don't say "Trick or treat!" Instead, try, "Avast, swabs! When you get rich, you can bury a treasure chest full of coins on your own personal island and dig it up anytime you need a little extra cash. Hand over any chocolate coins!" Just kidding. A white shirt with a jagged hemline and cuffs is just the thing to keep you cool in tropical waters.