Now, it's not like you're judgemental but you know when to call out your company for being foolish.
Isn't that how it always should be? This costume gives you license to use terms like, "approach the bench" and "remember, you're under oath". For instance, when Brittany went in full prep mode last year and started to gather food, fresh water, and booby traps for the zombie apocalypse, you stepped in and set her straight with a long list of reasons why zombies will never exist.That's why your friends rely on you so much.