Do teenagers fly too?
What speaks of fall better than laying down some newspaper, plopping down a 10 pound vegetable, digging through seeds and slime, and then carving a goofy face for all to see from your porch? Haven’t we all felt the inevitable heartache that comes when time, squirrels, or vandalous teenagers ruin our beloved creations? The first is to flavor literally every commercially available coffee drink for six weeks out of the year. But you know what they say: time flies. Wait, no, we’re thinking of the butternut. The second is to be turned into pies, so that they may be set down next to other, better pies in order to make them look more appetizing.