Hippie Men's Vest
That is why we bring you this vest, the ultimate in torso-concealing long-haired freaky people fashion. You have to wake up early every morning so you can pick the most choice flowers to put in your hair, and then you have to do a bunch of leg exercises so you can stay good at draft dodging. It’s not easy being a hippie. It’s made from faux suede, because no hippie would ever harm one of mother earth’s creatures, and it has dangly fringes along its hem.