For one thing, you don't even remember being born.
Some people don't understand this moon-age revolution but you aren't worried, they're either on your intergalactic rocket or they're off of it! While crowd surfing in this jumpsuit with its golden shoulders, collar, and lightning bolt belt isn't quite as fun as free floating in space, you can't do that forever. These days you're ninety percent certain that you weren't born on this provincial planet.