You aren’t jealous.
You’ll have all your normal friends hanging out, plus everyone who shows up, and all those party-goers looking for a keg-of-a-time. The way the ladies always make their way over to you, brushing your arm. Now if only you could figure out how to get beer to come out of the silvery costume, then you really would be the only place people would congregate. Plus Size Beer Keg Costume for Men That way even more people will come to say hello to the most interesting person in the room.