This will look awesome when paired with an Alpine Oktoberfest costume or mountaineering look.
Your human family might not understand this compulsion but that doesn't mean you're alone! When you were in Paris you got so friendly with the railing of the Eiffel Tower that you had to buy your traveling companion a bottle of rosé to calm her down. The sweet beaded eyes are sewn into the face and healthy horns shoot out of the top of the hood. If you want to fit in you'll have to look the part.