...Okay, okay, allow us to explain.
It's a hard call to make, right?! It's nice to feel noticed, you know? Don't you agree? Because we wore ours to grab a coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. You'll be respected as an elder statesman when you get your noggin between the jaws of this sweet Sabertooth Jawesome Hat.