If you only had a brain.
It'll look marvelous on you. Since you don't though, we have the perfect hat for you. It's got a wide brim, and a pointy top, and we've even added patches and straw to match your already established scarecrow aesthetic! Adult Scarecrow Hat Our Adult Scarecrow Hat is great for gallivanting through Oz! That sounded far worse than we meant it to! We weren't trying to imply you're not intelligent or anything! Seriously, some of the smartest people we know are stuffed with straw!We simply meant that we wished you had a brain, in that we think it would make it easier to wear normal head wear.