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Not sure about you, but we wouldn't even be able to stand up! The molded felt hat has a ribbon band and red feather tucked into its left side.Now imagine if every time you told one of those simple lies, your nose grew just an few millimeters! It can be custom shaped, too, so no worries if you're afflicted by some curse that, say, makes your head grow every time you tell your boss what they want to hear. These normal, everyday lies we use to navigate reality would be impossible for Pinocchio! But we all tell lies for so many reasons. Of course, there are lies we will never forget, perhaps some mischief from our younger years that we gloat about every now and then.