.beat him? It's decorated with gold buttons and braid trim, and has a wide black visor to keep the falling snow from your eyes. A Christmas Eve FantasyWhoa, where are you? You can work with that! Wow! What happened to your bedroom? Kid's Toy Soldier Hat One minute ago you were asleep with visions of sugarplums dancing in your head, and the next you're shivering under a fir tree and you appear to be a wooden soldier.Apparently he wants to duel with an alarmingly pointy-looking sword, but there's also a nice girl who threw her shoe at him and somehow.