That's not illegal either.
One day he got a little sick of the wind whipping at his entire face, and decided to do something about it. We have a fake crowbar that would be perfect! We suppose it would also be perfect for scaring the tar out of your family in the middle of the night too. But we know what you're looking into this for, right? Well this knit face mask is perfect for that. Hard at work that night he knit together a wonderful device that covers as much of your face as possible so you can stay warm, and on the slopes for longer periods of time.