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Even if you happen to run up against someone who doubts the wisdom of the cape, you have a few excellent fallbacks at your disposal. Are you telling us you’re going to glance around the room and settle on one of the folks who isn’t wearing a full-body, hooded cape? No, you’re going with the person who looks like she just left a secret meeting with someone named something like Whitebeard the All-Knowing. Whoever you choose to be, you’re going to look like the wisest there ever was. That’s a definite advantage to walking around in what’s essentially a big blanket.