We have the solution for you, these Men's Black Pants.
Have you ever had that dream where you are giving a presentation to your boss, when you look down to see that you are wearing no pants. Or have you ever gotten an awesome Halloween costume, one like a Westley (a. The Man in Black, or The Dread Pirate Roberts) from the Princess Bride, and realized that it didn't come with pants?!Well, fear not, our pant-less friend.Mens Black Pants You can wear them as you go to sleep, this way you when you start to have that horrible nightmare, you look down and see these black pants instead of dinosaurs.