Have they made Slurm yet?
Will we get Slurm? Give us the Slurm! We repeat, DO NOT GO TO THE FACTORY! Do not go to the factory! We hear gross things about how Slurm is made. Is there a way you could send us back some? Oh? We want some! Sorry, we're not sure what just happened there. Can we come? What does it taste like? Are you reading this in the future? We just have to wait like everyone else? Silly question, of course you are! Well, for those of us who are NOT in the future, we will just have to slip this Slurm Can Cooler around our regular (only slightly addictive) sodas and energy drinks.By the way, how did you get to the future? Slurm Can Cooler | Futurama Gifts Are you addicted? Somethings are best left a mystery.