Seuss Pom Beanie You can try that excuse the next time your parent catches you in the act and see if that works.Thing 1 Dr.. Who Wants Some Excitement? It's not your fault - as Thing One, your whole job is to come up with crazy things to do! Sure, they might freak out the golfish and fly kites through the halls, but a rainyday is way more exciting when these two show up to play.