Sorry, boys, but you get snips - have fun guess what that even is!
Who doesn't love a lil' sugar? After all, what's better than a lovable, loyal household pet? What happened to the rest of the dog? Little girls get to be made of sugar and spice, which are great! Orilly? Not even sugar or spice! And everyone knows spice is the stuff of life! You know what has always grossed us out just a little bit? To which the next part of the nursery rhyme basically states, "Nope! And aren't all the possible answers to that question just a little bit troubling? Puppy Dog Ears and Tail Accessory Kit | Animal Accessories Nothing! Looks like whoever made this sweet little nursery rhyme up was pretty intent on making their feelings about little boys crystal clear!But here's the good news, friend. - and snails, which are slimy and gross (not to mention incredibly boring to watch) and puppy dog tails, which might seem like a cute thing at first but then the more you think about it, the more disturbing it is!" Geez, amirite?.) Where did that little boy find that puppy dog tail? Also, what the heck is a "snip"?!When posing these very important philosophical questions, we're pretty sure it becomes obvious to everyone that the little boys get the short end of the stick in this nursery rhyme.Because this Puppy Dog Ears and Tail costume is what we think when we think "everything nice".