But don't worry, we judge you if you take the last cookie on the plate while no one is looking—no one is perfect.
Well done! We all have a teeny-weeny tiny part of us that just wants to be a bit rotten; that doesn't want to pick up after our dog, doesn't want to "like" everything on social media, doesn't want to holiday shop and wants, instead, to buy gift cards for everyone at our local drug store. You can grab one of our Santa Claus bags to help you snatch up some Christmas presents or team up with Max by dressing up your dog in a pair of reindeer antlers! It's no wonder your heart grew three sizes the day you slipped it on. Ironically, the joy you'll feel in dressing up as everyone's favorite holiday humbug will surely overtake your desire to ruin Christmas for all of Whoville.