And while it's not effective as personal protective equipment, we do think you should keep one in your car so you can quickly put it on if you ever get pulled over by a cop. It's an all-polyester mask with elastic ear loops and a woven broadcloth lining. A classy and sophisticated accessory for the refined bird costumed user, our Chicken Face mask is carefully crafted from only the finest polyester available on the market. If they cluck three times they are sold to KFC as punishment for insubordination.The Chicken Face Mask looks just like a giant, oblivioius chicken beak. He’ll appreciate how artfully you’ve defused what could have been an awkward situation and let you go on your way. If they cluck twice, it means “yes yes,” which makes it doubly high quality. If they cluck once, it means it means they approve and the Chicken Face Mask passes its final test. Each piece is thoroughly inspected by only the most discerning Nobel prize-winning ornithologists, and then presented to our distinguished panel of real live chickens for final approval. We assume this actually works!
Face Masks,Neck Gaiters & Bandanas > Animals > Adult > No Filter > unisex
Chicken Face Mask Accessory
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Category | Apparel & Accessories > Costumes & Accessories > Costume Accessories |
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