Dweeb Glasses Accessories

It’s the Roaring Twenties, and you and your friends are heading to the newest club in town. Scott Fitzgerald or Clara Bow, you’ll never get upstaged as long as you’re holding your ciggy (cigarette) in this Vintage Flapper Cigarette Holder.Once you arrive, you notice there are plenty of skirts (gals) and fellas (guys) already zozzled (drunk), and a bunch more hoppers (dancers) out on the dance floor—though some of them are heelers (bad dancers), probably due to all the giggle water (booze) they’ve already consumed.There sure are some swanky (high class) looking folks here—gangsters, authors, politicians, even movie stars! It’s the cat’s meow! This 12-inch long holder will make you the most fashionable person at the party.

(Plus, it looks a lot better with your zoot suit than wearing a baseball cap! Coming in hot at a size 7 (1/4’' = 58cm), the white color and black ribbon bands look both clean and dapper, no matter what suit you wear with it! Zoot Suit Riot! Bonus, baby!).With this White Fedora Hat atop your head, you’ll command respect from big band players and mobsters alike.

There's a much better chance of going to jail, you've always got to keep an eye out for violent rivals, and there's really only so much Italian food you can eat before the heartburn sets in.This Zoot Suit Gangster hat is made from quality pro felt (nothing else but the best for our mobsters), and sports a white hat band around the top.

Yes, you read that right, folks, this is the first ever breed of invisible dog! We even decided to take it one step further for the people with slightly more sensitive ears than us.

That doesn't sound like very much fun at all for the poor pooches who just like to say hello to everyone they meet but I guess we better give the people what they want, right? It's about a medium sized dog (we think) that you don't even have to clean up after. The only problem is it can really catch us off guard when there's a floating newspaper in front of us!. Through careful experimentation we have created a pet that not only will not ever be heard but is also impossible to see! There are a lot of strange people out there who just aren't really a fan of dogs.