Why on earth is his nose bright red?!). The Council of Santas (which should totally be a real thing) has convened to elect a new Santa, some young blood who will really shake things up and modernize the operation.That's where your child comes in! For shame, Santa! The people have spoken. Oh, also your child has to move to the North Pole. When was the last time OSHA inspected that workplace? And the way he treats those elves? We're promised great reforms, a new naughty/nice list (we may want some antics from our past expunged from the record), and better conditions for the reindeer (especially urgent: Rudolph needs to see a doctor. They don't get cable up there either so don't be surprised if Santa is constantly in your living room in his red suit and beard. On the up side, Santa's sleigh is pretty fast so your kid can still come home for dinner every night. And the elves are trying to unionize. Working day and night to make Christmas happen? We demand a change in leadership. We know you'll make us proud! Let alone the conditions for those reindeer, penned up for 364 days out of the year. Why has Santa always been a kind old man. Enough of his authoritarian control of Christmas! Congratulations, for being such a nice kid, with very little naughtiness on the official record, your child has been elected as the new Santa. Also, have him work on his "Ho ho ho!". He sits up there on his throne at the North Pole (we assume it's a throne, although he may just sit in an armchair or something), looking down on all of us, judging whether we're naughty or nice, it's outrageous. Congratulations, Santa! Presentation is a big part of the job.
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