Women's Gold Bad To The Bone Costume

Look, it's no business of ours what you do with your money but well, that probably cost you an arm and a leg (Ba-zing! Even better, right? Teach her a lesson by showing up in all gold bones. Did you see that joke coming? Is there some queen bee always looking down on you? Wow, you got all of your bones dipped in gold? you have gold poisoning now. You'll say "oh hi, no big deal, just got these gold bones now. It's a fantastic and surprising way to one-up your friends. Can you imagine the recovery time on getting all your bones covered in gold? Isn't that expensive? What are your bones made of?" And she'll grit her boring white teeth and say "my bones are only made out of calcium" Calcium, right? We're very sorry." Our point is, avoid all of that and just get this costume to show off those curvy bones. The doctors would shake their heads and say "well, all your bones are gold but... You were too busy thinking about how much it would actually cost to cover all your bones in gold, right?).Everybody has their own way to show off their bling. Like, get out of the stone age, lady. This was really a terrible idea for a surgery. Some people buy expensive cars, some get those mouth grills, and a lucky few get gold bones. Bet you didn't. Gold bones are where it's at.The best part is that this costume doesn't even require painful surgery! Let everyone see how much you shine on the inside and the outside, all in one sleek combination!

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Women's Gold Bad To The Bone Costume