A speck of sawdust and a plank of wood, maybe?
Do they just forget to wear those little white clerical collars, maybe? And do they have to mention dreams like these during confession?With all of these questions, we can see how it would require so much diligent study and dedication to become ordained. And frankly, we can also tell that we don’t have the patience! We’re pretty sure there’s a verse in the Good Book about that. But since they go to such great lengths to live in accordance with the church’s teachings, we sometimes wonder whether they experience all of the weird quirks of being a human being that the rest of us do!For instance, do priests have dreams about getting halfway through a mass or communion only to realize that they’re not wearing any pants? Or for them, is the imaginary transgression a little less sinful? And if you want to look like a clergyman without taking any vows, these are the vestments for you! Something about a mote and a beam?.