Child Mustard Costume

No one can resist the power of a little dribble of mustard water. Unlike ketchup, it has no sugar. No bun is safe from your tangy, yellow justice. Just don’t get any on your shirt, that’s a tenacious yellow stain.Our Mustard Costume is perfect for food-themed group costumes, anyone who appreciates the king of condiments in general, weddings, funerals, and draft board interviews. (Except for spicy mustard -- truly the best of both worlds.) Mustard is proof that the mustard gods love us and want us to be happy forever. When you wield the power of mustard, you will be the mightiest condiment warrior in the fridge’s door shelf. You will add panache to every mayonnaise salad, compete with and annihilate your arch nemesis ketchup, and perfectly complement any corn dog or big, soft pretzel that dares to cross your path. It’s simply too...mustardy..and...watery.Mustard is recognized worldwide as the greatest condiment, ever. Unlike hot sauce, it’s not too spicy. It comes with the tunic and hat pictured here, with the word “MUSTARD” written on the chest so people won’t think you’re a giant yellow crayon.Disclaimer: people might try to squeeze you when you wear this. Unlike mayonnaise, it has no fat. And when the going gets really tough, you use your special move: the mustard water dribble.

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Child Mustard Costume