They beg that you wear a ghost costume.
That dreaded portion of the year where your friends and family try to get you to put away your suit, so you can wear some kind of silly costume. You deserve better than that. Even if you were trying to win the next costume contest by looking like a victim of a ghastly murder; it would be a travesty on a monumental level to stain it with crimson gore. Just pair it with a pair of your best wingtip shoes and suddenly you look like the ravishing young business man who was slain by some horrid miscreant! That means you don’t have to splatter paint or other blood-colored substances on your suit to acquire the proper look.