Kids' Glow Alien Morphsuit Costume

Why all the secrecy? Hopefully they come in peace. You'd think if aliens were real (we're not saying they're not real, they certainly might be, but just go with us on this), they'd just come right out and say hi, right? But in a hand to hand fist fight, those little guys (grays, as they're called, although these ones are more greenish) would go down hard. Till then, let your little guy practice some intergalactic diplomacy by suiting up as a little green man and searching for UFOs so he can finally "phone home." We want to believe! Has your kid been strangely interested in radio signals from deep space? Well then we've got bad news: your child is most likely an alien. All you have to do is take him to your leader, or take him to get ice cream. But don't worry, obviously this kiddo comes in peace. Aliens and kids both love ice cream probably. Do they frequently bring up taking the next family vacation to Roswell, New Mexico? Come on! Yes, underneath that normal human looking skin is a green... (cue the X-files theme song). We could kick their butts! Why the abductions and probing and all that? And behind those normal human eyes are... Nobody wants to get vaporized here. alien eyes! Do they constantly tell you how the Fermi paradox is really silly? Unless they have vaporizers. Do they view us the same way we view ants? Spooky, right? well, skin. Look at us compared to the little green men!

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Kids' Glow Alien Morphsuit Costume