Maybe you hear the sound of distant accordions whenever it’s nearby—and in that case, we recommend seeking immediate medical attention.
Maybe it’s got a cracked shell or a few extra speckles. But at no point would we suggest throwing out the oddballs, because we know that the funkiest chickens always come in unusual packages like this one!If you’re one of those people who would rather have actual feathers instead of the plush microfiber of this Plus Size Funky Chicken Costume, or a realistic mask instead of the hilarious beaked hood on this quirky outfit, we suggest you look into generic rooster suits. It’s a four-piece poultry platter with all the funky fixings. There’s one egg in every few clutches that seems a little eccentric.