Wear "wicked" like a badge of honor on the sleeve of your black dress.Embrace wicked.
Hop out of bed in the morning, breathe oxygen, and exhale wickedness. We're as likely to toss a shiny red apple aside in favor of a rotten green one as we are likely to transform some sassy princess into the most hideous of beasts. Be it an accidental side-eye, an overt insult, or a usurper to your throne, no meddling may go unpunished! They must've meddled in our business, or messed up our lawn, or laid their eyes on the wrong prince! Rule #1 of wickedness is, after all, not to let meddling go uncursed, unhexed, or unjinxed!Rule #2: all black everything all the time.