Roar!
So instead of spending all of your savings on a series of non-medically-necessary cosmetic procedures, let’s think of some other, less-insane-sounding routes that will help give you that satisfying feeling of aligning with your supposed spirit animal, shall we?For instance, we have this Sexy Wild Tiger Costume that just might be the ticket. It’s even got a soft moveable tail attached in the back, and it comes with a tiger print headband with attached cat ears. Sure, it’s your life, your face…but we just have a feeling that, kind of like that Tweety Bird tattoo you got on your shoulder senior year of high school, you might end up living to regret it..