A Sheepish ScapegoatIn a world where everyone is ready to point fingers at anybody else for whatever misstep may have been taken in the last few hours, there’s a pretty unfair trend in blaming others for the majority of troubles.
Might as well make the best of your situation, and, if nothing else, there is always the chance of early release for good behavior! The pill-box cap finishes the look, though feel free to find some ball and chain accessories if it will better inspire some mercy from your accusers. Sure, it isn’t the attire to which a woman of your standing is accustomed, but it is sure to do the job in getting you off on time served! With your charm, you might even be able to reduce sentencing down or have it all thrown out. Queen of the ClinkWell, we know that you probably are innocent of whatever crime has been tossed your way and we apologize that the system wasn’t there to help you out… but, sadly, it sounds like you’re bound for the slammer. The long sleeved shirt fastens with simple ties behind the neck and has your inmate number 235629 printed on the front for quick identification.