Wear "wicked" like a badge of honor on the sleeve of your black dress.Embrace wicked.
We're wicked because it's the only way to live. Like the alchemists and sorceresses of those disgusting fairy tales, the quality of being wicked fills our dreams at night, gives impetus to our studies, and provides purpose to our eternal lives. Your long-pointed draped sleeves and lacy jeweled necklace will strike fear in the hearts of the pure, and the black and purple will inspire devotion from those down with the wickedness.