Sorry, I can’t get his autograph for you.” They just won’t leave you alone!
You know, wherever your little bat self calls home. Sure, you’d have to deal with people always asking you about that Batman guy. You’d probably be nocturnal, which means not having to justify staying out all night or make up excuses to your bat parents. And during the day, you get to–wait for it–hang out in your cozy little tree or cave or bridge.